SCRAM - Rod Mckuen's B'day Party

Rod McKaleidoscope

Mon, 01 May 2006 23:12:34 -0700

Rod McKaleidoscope

How many colors of you to enjoy,

The black of your vinyl a different color from your dark,
Burnt umber voice,
Stubbing itself out at the end of each stanza in
Ashy gray,
So smoky your paper hair
Yellows at the edges where it catches the light from your
Eyes so
Blue they
Burn.

Your blue haunting lovers of the
Heart in the dark in the park in the
Night in Nineteen-sixty,
Violent and violet in the
Phrasing muddled dark and purple as the
Head holding back each slow
Word warped by background singing
Green, not gone-daddy-gone but just simply
Gone off.

Off color, off topic, off the beaten Beat path, a
Rainbow of lessons for poets, singers, lovers,
Men of suavity.
Color me pink not just from summer sun but
Tickled, tickled by your words under my skin.
And tickle me
Green that those words have touched so many, and
Mine will only touch but just these few.

-Dan Collins

Whatcha Doin' Rod McKuen?

Mon, 01 May 2006 23:11:01 -0700

WHATCHA DOIN' ROD MCKUEN?

Whatcha doin', Rod McKuen?
You're writing all the time, that's not much action.
Whatcha doin', Rod McKuen?
You always speak in rhyme, don't move a fraction.

The world is there for those of us who don't sit on our butts.
A poet's life is guaranteed to drive a sane man nuts.
So rest your pen and head downtown to have a little fun.
And let your cramped up fingers do some walking in the sun.

Whatcha doin', Rod McKuen?
You're singing all the time, you should be moving.
Whatcha doin', Rod McKuen?
It wouldn't be a crime if you were grooving.

There's more to life than putting out another swingin' tune
Recording til all hours is for ninnies like Pat Boone
So rest your pipes and hit the town to make a bit of noise
That doesn't call for reverb, overdubs or flanger toys

Musical Interlude

Whatcha doin', Rod McKuen?
You shouldn't take advice so willy nilly
Whatcha doin', Rod McKuen?
You're dancing like a fool and acting silly

The barmaids in your town have learned your favorite recipes
The doormen and the cabbies have been busier than bees
No poetry or singing when a man has other plans
Get back to work you selfish jerk; think about your fans!

-P. Edwin Letcher

Rod on the Walk of Fame

Mon, 01 May 2006 20:34:23 -0700

April 29, 2001:
Rod McKuen's 68th Birthday Hollywood Walk of Fame
(Photographic proof that something happened)

Well, doll, you really had to be there, but I'll try to convey something of the magic with mere words... we met up at 2pm on Rod's star, directly opposite the Scientology personality test center and in front of a T-shirt and souvenir shop. The first order of business was to deck the star with wild roses, because our birthday boy has made it known that he's strong, but he likes roses. Folks then took turns sharing their favorite pieces of Rod's and their own poetry, while the sax, guitar, bongo (singular) and Maggot's weird gourd/xylophone combo offered mostly tasteful accompaniment. Rod recently remembered his fave childhood birthday cake being mom's homemade coconut/vanilla layered confection; we faked it with a 7-11 snowball with a vintage 1940s b-day candle on top. It was hard to light the candle with the warm breeze blowing down the boulevard, but we managed, for Rod. As we sang "Happy Birthday," the flame flickered, but only went out as we reached the end of the song. (Nice touch.) The blond haired gal with the Stevie Nicks look was a passerby who informed us that she was going to be famous, and her manager worked at CBS Records, so we should let her sing. Sure thing: we passed her the lyrics to Edwin's new song "Whatcha Doin' Rod McKuen?" and he ably played along as she slaughtered any semblance of musical meter. We love the Stevie Nicks girl. And we love the old Mexican guy who saw Edwin's guitar and asked if he could sing a song. It wasn't Rod, but it wasn't chopped liver either.

Sonic snapshots. Man on a cell phone offering running commentary to a friend while rushing by: "And here are some people who seem to be celebrating Rod McKuen." Us to perplexed strollers, "Don't worry, he's not dead; it's his birthday!" Thanks to London, for staying all afternoon with us and discovering she's a Rod McKuen fan... to the cute Goth couple (the boy with a Screamers patch) and likes "Stanyan Street" best... to the young blond fellow who shared his own heart-wrenching romantic verse from memory... to Listen to the Warm, the Rod cover band who turned out in force and said "let's do this EVERY year"... Dan, for writing Rod a poem with minutes to spare... to the studly guy who stepped on

Rod's roses, but was a gent when we forced him to put them back where they belonged... who were in a hurry, but stopped long enough to say he owned two McKuen books to Lisa, for

figuring out that the snowball was the perfect stickum to affix Edwin's lyrics to the star... and to all the groovy Cacophonists and Rod fans who helped make this a truly unforgettable event. Wish you were here! -Kim